Unicorn April Fools

So it is April first and I have an interesting product, and a product update, from the wonderful nerdlings at ThinkGeek.

Ever watch a horse movie or game and have something so wrong, so sappy and so annoying happen that you wish there was brain bleach?

Pegasus isn't a black Friesian!

 This isn't the story of Black Beauty, its 7 smaller horrible movies tied together by the same horse in every background shot.

 Dressage horses don't tölt!

 34 hours of my life I will never get back!  What?  I need to play it again to get video footage for a review?  And the new updates got rid of rainbows giving free money?  *&#^@#!!!

Well, ThinkGeek has a solution to that.  Just take Unicorn Chaser and it will make the world full of double rainbows.  That give you money.

 

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And in other news.  Remember Canned Unicorn Meat?

   

Yay for parody laws.

Also conspiracy theorists believe Barbaro is still alive. :P

Canned Unicorn Meat

Feeling tired and run down? Lacking some essential vitamin M (Magic)? Pregnant and craving the meat of something who's the last one of their kind? Well, there is a solution! Introducing the greatest thing since canned bread. (No really!)
Harvested from free range unicorns who subsisted on a steady diet of rainbows and morning dew. Humanly lured by only the purest of maidens and ethically dispatched by the most ruthless of hunters, in the most humane ways possible.

Calorie, fat, carb and allergy free. Heck, it's even vegan-safe. An excellent source of sparkles!

Enjoy a bowl of Canned Unicorn Meat in the morning for breakfast,second breakfast elevensies, lunch, dinner or even a midnight snack.

Make unicorn meat a part of your daily nutrition.

(Side effects may include: Speaking to animals, being constantly surrounded by butterflies, sparkling not unlike a Twilight vampire. Immortality has not been linked to eating the flesh of the unicorn, claims of immortalitly from unicorn blood under investigation by the Ministry of Magic.)

This amusing plush object in a can is from the awesome people at ThinkGeek.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e5a7/